This cow tried a high fibre all you can eat data plan

One of the best tweets I have read... the replies are even better

Walking through Domlur, found this cow eating what appears to be optic fibre cable. There goes someone's internet. pic.twitter.com/0cKD4QTwPF

— Kiran Jonnalagadda (@jackerhack) September 24, 2019

Why is BHEL at 15 year low?

3 biggest achievements of BJP

3 biggest achievements of BJP.

1. Triple talaq abolished.
2. Article 370 abolished.
3. Stock market abolished.

😜😜😜

— P R Sundar (@PRSundar64) August 22, 2019

Why you should ignore news etc

Economy in doldrums?

Read more at https://www.rediff.com/news/report/air-india-suspends-its-pilot-for-allegedly-shoplifting-at-sydney-airport/20190623.htm

Trust the simulation, not smart people

Source: https://dilbert.com/strip/2019-03-03

Next Central Bank Governor?

We have done our job

Modi Wins 'First-Ever' Philip Kotler Presidential Award – But What Is it?

I want to congratulate our PM, on winning the world famous “Kotler Presidential Award”!

In fact it's so famous it has no jury, has never been given out before & is backed by an unheard of Aligarh company.

Event Partners: Patanjali & Republic TV :)https://t.co/449Vk9Ybmz

— Rahul Gandhi (@RahulGandhi) January 15, 2019

Top BJP leaders praised the PM for winning a prize with no disclosed jury or process – from a marketing group whose organisers ducked questions, calling it "a very confidential award”.

Read more at https://www.thewire.in/business/modi-wins-first-ever-philip-kotler-presidential-award-but-what-is-it-exactly

The World Marketing Summit India is owned by an Aligarh based company ...  and their website at https://wms18.com is down from today morning.  I just wanted to see the jury, the process, competitors etc but bad luck.

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Further investigation by The Wire reveals that both the WMS India and Suslence are the initiatives of a Saudi-based team, principally Tauseef Zia Siddiqui, whose online profile describes him as an employee of SABIC – the Saudi Arabian government-owned petrochemical firm, which has been keen to make larger inroads into India’s energy industry.
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Read more at https://thewire.in/business/exclusive-the-saudi-connection-behind-modis-first-ever-kotler-presidential-prize

Full marks to the media team which pulled this off... this will go down in history as one of the finest marketing gimmicks at zero cost and zero pain.

Yes Yes No No?

Gaming the system

US markets rally after RBI rate hike - 'it was not as bad as expected'

Never ask why markets went up or down... it has no meaning.

GST: Assume what has happened did not happen and vice versa

Read more at: http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/articleshow/64359881.cms

Spend time with people who are better than you

CNN Report: Evil Trump Kidnaps Three People From North Korean Paradise

CNN is so anti Trump that they just need an opportunity, any opportunity to ridicule him.

Here is a spoof on the news about Trump getting N Korea to release 3 Americans imprisoned from quite some time.



ATLANTA, GA—An exclusive new CNN report revealed Thursday that President Trump has kidnapped three people from the paradise of North Korea, forcing them to get on a plane and return to the United States against their wishes.

A teary-eyed CNN anchor broke the story, visibly enraged at the egregious act of international terrorism. CNN reporters had discovered that the three visitors had been in North Korea enjoying a vacation for many months before Trump unilaterally decided to have them forcibly flown back to America, even aggressively accosting them when they landed.

Read more at http://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-report-evil-trump-kidnaps-three-people-from-north-korean-paradise/

Google autocomplete suggestions... politicians are like

And the result for the first search gives this...

Fund managers bullish on Indian markets?

Index at ATH but stocks in deep red? The curse

utsav shrivastava‏ @utsav1711

once i hit a baba from behind while riding my bike. ages ago. turning around...he cursed me: one day index will be all time high and all your stocks will be deep red today was the day his words came true

Interesting ... how a Bhakt's brain works

Heard on the street

U can have patience with your #wife for 10-15-20-30-40 years U can have patience with #mutualfunds for 1-2-3 years U don't have patience to keep stock for 1-2-3-5-10 days ?? It means u are #Fool !!